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Jason Statham 

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.
dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?
Jason Statham by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jason Browning 

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

Jason Barnas 

Jason Barnas is an insult to another person meaning garbage and retarded.
Dude how are you this jason Barnas at life.
Jason Barnas by Somerandiboi January 17, 2018

jason lee middle school

A boring school where all the cucks and plebs go to talk about boring drama act cool and do drugs at. The principle doesn’t know what he’s doing and the teachers are the same. The teachers are retarded butt fucks and do jack. All the kids do is act cool and pretend like they have “clout”. If your trying to smash some dumb blonde, Jason lee is the place to go.
Person 1:“Do you go to Jason lee middle school?”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”

jason abbott 

Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way
Jason abbott is a fucking legend

Jason Viti 

Worst guy you will ever meet plays with u and is a dickhead - from his side hoes
Jason Viti dick

I know right
Jason Viti by Big rocker 69 July 21, 2018