goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Cleveland Shoe Shine

To shit on an unsuspecting persons shoes, while they are or are not wearing them.

My brother pissed me off so while he was at work I gave all his shoes a Cleveland Shoe Shine.

by Jack O' Neill March 6, 2008

Tie his shoe

to perform sexual favors

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"

by ohsnapitsthetor March 20, 2009

Cool shoe shine

Lyrics from the song “19-2000” by Gorillaz.

Sang by the Gorillaz member, Noodle, Who is usually the guitarist of the band. The lyrics have multiple meanings but It is often quoted inside the fandom as something they wish to acquire or to reference Noodle herself.

Get the cool, get the cool shoe shine!

by Narcissus_12 June 6, 2021

I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.

I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.

by quake450 January 27, 2010

cool shoe shine

when you're bored at work so you go into a bathroom stall and put your foot into the toilet and splash around

i was bored at work so I went into the bathroom for a bit and performed a cool shoe shine until i felt better

by wurmseven December 31, 2022

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018