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turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016
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Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.
"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."
by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013
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BRAZILLIAN bubble bath

Two men jizz on a man in a bath until the bath is full, it might take 2-3 days.

Then they take turns to top the said man, while singing “steak and shrimp” by uncle kracker, followed by all three singing “la cuccaracha” as they climax
One night in Nashville we took turns to give kid rock a BRAZILLIAN Bubble bath!”
by Uncle kracker April 4, 2024
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Kentucky Bath

When one bathes without washing their anal cavity.

Simplified definition: when you wash everything but your ass.
I was with Sheila last night and she must have too a Kentucky Bath because her ass was Stinky

To build up my musk, I took Kentucky baths for a month consecutively.
by Balls big tits November 24, 2021
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beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.
by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016
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Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!
by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024
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Bird Bath

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.
by eevee666 May 10, 2015
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