Blige Water

The rancid nectar of a Sea scags axe wound, in other words female ejaculate or pussy juice with a foul smell similar to that of stagnant bilge water.

I was plowing this redwood of a whore when she squirted her blige water all over my mothers couch.

This buttermilk has the taste and texture of my wife's bilge water.

Umh........ i sure could go for a nice warm glass of bilge water?

by SoloBros July 05, 2010

water muscles

The instant muscles you get from drinking creatine and water and working out for a week or two.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is so cute, look at how big his arms are!

Girl 2: Girl, those are just water muscles.

by DrMario April 14, 2009

water polo

a mad hard sport, takes skill and a really hot body. very popular in greenwich, ct or california. even thought polo players are stoners any girl wants them because they r just so ridiculously good looking. oh and water polo guys come with water polo hair...oh yeah

pretty much u want them all the water polo guys...

by M to the arina January 13, 2006

water nazi

A swim instructor or lifeguard that is over controlling.

Man, the lady at the pool today was a real water nazi.

by Senor Fuerte April 27, 2005

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

Spicy Water

A meme created to the category "white people jokes" Sprite, Sprite Zero or 7up are referred to a spicy water

If white people have no culture, then why does spicy water exist?

by Markus4lyfe July 02, 2017

Water Girl

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers

I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.

by MVC March 21, 2003