Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

Sack Hog

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.

Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight

by MetalZombie January 4, 2008

cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.

Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!

by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014

Slippery Hogged

To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.

Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.

by B-Rice May 11, 2014

hog bush

Hog bush is when a male eats out a female with a big bush and oinks into her pussy.

Amy's pussy was so furry, I had to hog bush that snatch.

by the tea bagger April 14, 2014

Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014

red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually

Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog

by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013