Hur’s Him

When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.

The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.

by ajpolo February 9, 2024

Him

Michael DelToro is Him

Nano and BAs wish they could be Deltoro because he is Him.

by cowsnakeawesome July 28, 2024

Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Adis: “Dude did you hear that Nate fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Alex: “Yeah bro, Nate is Him”

by AdLad24 April 26, 2025

painting him

When a man ejaculates on or in another man, particularly used among the gay community

Person 1: what are you doing over break?
Person 2: im thinking about painting him

by Kaiyren December 6, 2025

Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

Him

tyjzi is HIM. Been HIM. Born HIM

When some people wake up they so oh im him saying that theyre tyjzi but in reality niggas will never be HIM

by tyjzi June 25, 2022

Him

Jomar and Juan

Damn, Jomar and Juan really him, they really them guys

by Jomarhim April 14, 2022