hard for a shard

when a male meth addict wants meth so bad he actually gets a hard on when he sees a meth rock

dude i havent done any meth all day omg i just got hard for a shard

by bellyboy65 September 26, 2012

hard seltzer

is code for "you will vomit", usually by 4am

Oh my god, I knew she would "hard seltzer" after that many vodka sodas in a can...

by chadastrophic March 28, 2019

Hard Shoulder

The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce

"Wow, I can't believe Gian gave him the hard shoulder..."

by gianluca_campanile June 23, 2017

Hard plastic

Hard plastic 「硬膠」

Vulgar

Used in Hong Kong

derived from the cantonese words "on gau/on9" which sound similiar to hard plastic in cantonese.

Pronunciation: "on-gau" ("on" in English, "9" in Cantonese)

Meaning: stupid, pointless, idiocy ,lame, foolish

Stop being so Hard plastic !!!!
(stop being so foolish)

Person A is hard plastic
(person A is stupid)

by HKslang2011 June 15, 2011

hard forehead

stubborn.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

hard willy

When a man masterbaits and his penis has cum all over it he stickes it in some ons ear

A Hard willy is

by mammy, daddy, phil May 16, 2011

hard mail

Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.

(verb or modified noun)

My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.

or

My grandfather only accepts hard mail.

by Pam Walatka February 10, 2009