hairy muff

1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.

2. - an alternative expression for fair enough

1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.

2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

Hairy truman

a hairy female reproiductive organ

i saw your girlfriends hairy truman last night

by chris osborn May 8, 2006

hairy axe wound

a euphemism for a vagina. hairy, due to the pubic hair, and an axe wound, since the vagina forms a slit similar to the cut of an axe wound

i sure would like to place my penis in her hairy axe wound

by shingle June 20, 2007

hify

Hot in five years

On the risk of sounding like a pedo, she's gonna be so hify.

by ZipZop May 25, 2014

hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman

ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....

by lero July 31, 2004

hairy turd

a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.

AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!

by walker November 27, 2004

hairy prodder

Another name for Harry Potter, so called because it gets on your nerves like a big hairy stick poking you in the neck while you sleep.

My nephew already read Hairy Prodder ten times. I feel sorry for his poor soul.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007