You Got Peen'd

To have a penis drawn on something without you know

oh man...Chris walked away from his desk for 2 seconds to play ping pong and Whippy totally peen'd his diary!

'You Got Peen'd Man!'

by Ga Ga Ga October 21, 2008

Ian got time for it

A thing you say at the end of a sentence when u don't give a fuck , don't wanna continue talking , or to shut someone off from saying anything to you.

Johnathan: " bitch , she over there looking at you "
Me: "let her look cause Ian got time for it ! "

by Bloopblop22 February 11, 2017

got them dubs

Winning a softball, baseball game. A win is a dub

Ayee we got them dubs tonight

by Hittaaa May 24, 2016

I got bitches

A phrase that people with no bitches often use to defend there selves in a Situation.

“ I got bitches unlike you “

by Halo^^ June 21, 2022

Got Dem Carps

Possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite sex, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. Reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.

Ol' Fred is ugly as shit but he gets all the ladies.

Aye, he got dem carps doe.

by DannyLongDong December 7, 2015

"You Got Chuck'd"

What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.

*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*

by [Undefined] May 10, 2006

You got fritzled

to be kept in a cellar and raped repetitively by a relative

Eaton: "I had to go to a wedding instead of having a mandate"
Henr:" You got fritzled

by darkhen March 23, 2009