buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria

u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

Malmönian Flicker Gooning

The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨

The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌

Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥

Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”

Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''

by Sweetcario January 16, 2025

Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.

"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."

by splooger6000 June 16, 2025

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Goon

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.

Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner

by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025

Ethical gooning

To goon to fictional characters while understanding their complexity and character arcs.

M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning

by FernGmod June 21, 2025

Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it

wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?

by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025