Skip to main content

golden wonder

An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.

Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.

Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
You betcha!”
by Mark Curtis April 6, 2005
mugGet the golden wonder mug.

Golden Foxglove

This is the term used by campers and adventures to help remove flies from their campsite whilst sleeping.

By defecating in the corner of the campsite, and mixing it with urine, this concoction will effectively draw all insects and flies away from the respective camper, therefore allowing for a more relaxing sleep.
This mixture of urine and excrement used for the purposes of attracting insects is known as the Golden Foxglove
Andrew couldn't sleep whilst camping in the Amazon, so he had to resort to brewing a Golden foxglove in the corner to remove the flies from his face. Luckily he had beans that night
by juniorShrimp April 23, 2010
mugGet the Golden Foxglove mug.

golden moose

While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."

There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
by cheeks rodeo May 25, 2010
mugGet the golden moose mug.

golden cock syndrome

What guys have when they just got laid. They become unmotivated to work on new girls and are more likely to stay home than hang out with the guys.
1. Steve's had golden cock syndrome ever since he started banging that model. He never comes out anymore.

2. I finally got Jen in bed last night. My cock is a little golden right now so I think I'm going home after this Miller Lite.
by zen22 July 8, 2010
mugGet the golden cock syndrome mug.

Golden Pilgrim

When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.
So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.
by redditwashere October 20, 2010
mugGet the Golden Pilgrim mug.

Gledhill

The act of grabbing a girl's breasts 'accidentally' when attempting to push them away.
Did you see what happened last night? He did a Gledhill, that lad!
by you legend April 12, 2011
mugGet the Gledhill mug.

golden, colorado

Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.

Shut the fuck up, Bill.
by WillieThePooh April 21, 2015
mugGet the golden, colorado mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email