Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape

A homosexual act involving 3 males from the Glasgow area. 2 queers will find a fellow homo from the glasgow area and lead him down a dark alley. They will then mug him and pentrate him in every possible place. Then they will force the 3rd gay to perform sexual acts on them simoltaneously.

Kieran: Hey Demps, lets go into town and do a Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape on an unsuspecting victim.
Dempsey: That would be most queer. I look forward to touching scortums with yourself and another poof.

by Tiders-The-Halfy September 15, 2009

glass back fanny

this is a person who is acting like an idiot, maybe they are being a pain in the arse. this is never a compliment and should only be used as a last resort in an arguement

floz dont be such a glass back fanny and do as i say

by David Alderson July 27, 2005

Glass Bowl

Glass Bowl: The scientific term used to describe the 'glassification' of the desert regions of the Middle East after the inevitable mass-nuking heralding the iconic end of the Bush Administration.

Jane: I heard on CNN that the Middle East will be turned into a glass bowl in 20 minutes!
John: Yeah, I'm already on the live YouTube feed!

by PiltDownMcMahon April 15, 2008

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

glass factory

a place in which the production of methamphetamine, otherwise known as crystal meth, occurs ("glass" is another term for methamphetamine)

Breaking Bad Season 3

(Jesse and Walt fighting over money)
Jesse: I'm gonna run a glass factory all by myself you b**ch!

by ayeema July 20, 2012

glasgow

Less soap sold here per head of population than any other city in the world. Known to all fellow Scots as (weegie scum) and (Soap dodgers).
Not a nice place to visit.

Just breath in and smell the glasgow air - you will know what I mean.

by Trago December 7, 2006