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Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025
mugGet the Church weedmug.

church sissy

Ms. Mar is back at church. She is such a church sissy.
by RobCDC April 23, 2018
mugGet the church sissymug.

do in church

Yeah I rep that merch,
Yeah I do in church...
(Santa Diss Track)
by lyfesgood December 10, 2017
mugGet the do in churchmug.

praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.
Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage
by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018
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Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
mugGet the Church-Bellmug.

Church Hill

Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.
Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?
by Natauskii May 29, 2023
mugGet the Church Hillmug.

French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
by ogunga June 14, 2020
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