Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek

That guy is a football-neek

by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023

Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.

I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.

by Lindydanny March 16, 2019

football shoe

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.

Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.

by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023

football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends

jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play

by stellasucksd November 21, 2021

Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

Football dog

A small, kickable dog

I don't like football dogs.

by Hi576 December 3, 2020

Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi

Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH

by alexdevries January 5, 2022