Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka: Ima shit in ya gobstoppers bitch!

by asdf-orever July 20, 2005

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mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008

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bozo factor

The unseen aspect of a plan which must be taken into consideration so as to avoid an undesirable outcome generally due to involvement of those working beyond the scope of their competence.

Their evacuation plan in the event of a nuclear disaster does not take into account the bozo factor and chaos which would ensue.

by SophieBird February 8, 2010

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Foreign Factor

A numerical value that ranges between 1 and 3 on the scale of rating women out of 10 for attractiveness. The factor is calculated by how attractive a woman is before her voice is heard (eg. a 6, she's not extremely attractive, but is noticed) after her foreign accent is heard her rating on the "attractiveness scale" can fluctuate up to a value of 3 depending on your preference for specific accents. (The 6 that was previously spoken of has increased to a value of 8.5 or even 9 if her accent is French or Australian. If her accent is Indian however, the foreign factor can dercrease her attractiveness as low as a 3.)

"I'd say Susan is about a 6."
"No way! With her foreign factor she's an eight!

by Johnnykikass February 10, 2010

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