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Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.
It's not flat far...
by hbat66 September 15, 2011
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Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.
by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017
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Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.
Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.
by Searsisdead February 4, 2016
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Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Flat Tiremug.

Flat

Bella is so flat”
by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition November 24, 2018
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Flat Flex

When you keep trying to do something but always fail
Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples
by Englash professor November 12, 2018
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Vag flats

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.
by TugglesB June 10, 2018
mugGet the Vag flatsmug.

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