by hbat66 September 15, 2011

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.
by Searsisdead February 4, 2016

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples
by Englash professor November 12, 2018

by TugglesB June 10, 2018
