Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Brown eyed betty

1. A woman or man who is full of shit.
2. Another name for somebody's asshole

1. Wow marys a real brown eyed betty

2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice

by Liciousfunk October 4, 2023

bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.

You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.

by Edz67 July 20, 2023

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023

bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.

That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.

by Sissrs July 29, 2023