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shit eating grin

How assholes high-five themselves. Usually considered ingenuous by German culture due to their deep scholarly roots, but acceptable by Marxist liberals who let literal rats run the country.
I should have expected that vulgar language behind my back when I saw that shit eating grin.

When I came home to my dog I knew he had done something wrong from that shit eating grin.
by razzamatazibizzle May 23, 2018
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are you eating doe

Eating ass. Eating the vag. Or just cookies
when your going down in her they ask you are you eating doe which means dat ass or vag
by Kevvvvvvvvvbooooyyyyy January 27, 2015
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Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(
SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.
by Umagz2 April 15, 2011
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Asshole Eating

Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude
After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress
by KamagonMark May 30, 2015
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banana eating

Banna eating, when you full on sucking on that dick and you nibble or bite it.
"Ouch! Damn Sally, stop banana eating me you cunt! You about took it off!"
by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017
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eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
by Ralph March 24, 2004
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Ass eating

Ass eating can be best described as happiness at its fullest peak.
*hey Noah, would you love to eat some ass tonight?

*sure I love me some ass eating
by Fucksinthebutt69 August 15, 2018
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