Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.

Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.

by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021

Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.

Hey girl, my kid’s with his father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.

by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021

Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman has engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.

Hey girl, my kid’s with their father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.

by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021

Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.

"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "

by SilkyJ August 25, 2021

stank dickin

The act of having intercourse with multiple women in a row without showering.

Damn bro you've been stank Dickin hoes all week? Go take a shower

by Ogswampsauce December 5, 2021

lavinia dickinson

the funniest girl and lights up the room when she walks in. is slightly crazy but brings joy to the people around her

lavinia dickinson is the funniest character and very underrated.

by Esree December 31, 2021

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022