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Doeke

Enthusiastic person sadly lacking comprehension of everyday life. In a life scarred by misfortune he finds the will to continue without losing his good cheer.
That bitch totally dumped him, but he sure is Doeke about it!

Man, I don't know, I'm lacking me some Doeke today.
by Niaaaak February 5, 2010
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Stupid is as stupid does

a catch-all term that basically means that stupid people are gonna keep on doing stupid things because that's what they are, period. The term was popularized in the 1994 Tom Hanks 3-hour blockbuster movie Forrest Gump.
1. Look at several trends, fads and fashions from the past number of years. Many things got dumber and dumber and in this 21st Century many stupid people did evil and stupid things and a lot of people fell for all the lies and B.S. Stupid is as stupid does. Abe Lincoln said you can't fool all the people all of the time. I hope to God he was right.

2. ...
"If God gives you nothin' but lemons, then you make some lemonade"
"The early bird catches the fuckin' worm,
Rome wasn't built in a day"

"Now life's like a box of chocolates,
You never know what you're going to get"
"Stupid is as stupid does and all the rest of that shit"

Come'on pretty baby, call my bluff
'Cause for you my best was never good enough

Bruce Springsteen
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009
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doew

neeopoo the geow doew
by TRODGOR THE PENGUI(N July 13, 2003
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does the pope know sluts?

because: "Does the pope shit in the woods" just isn't offensive enough

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?

Ray: Does the pope know sluts?
by Whoopsie January 21, 2010
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doesntwannabealonealitus

A serious illness causing the victim of said illness not want to be alone on socially important holidays and events such as New Years Eve.
Taylor doesn't want to be alone on New Year's Eve, so she clearly has a deadly case of doesntwannabealonealitus.
by foshointhehiz-ous December 31, 2008
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Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.
Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.
by Scarlottie September 20, 2009
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Doey Classic

The doey classic is when you break a wall and get a stair in their box and take the wall.
Ah shit he doey classic-ed me.
by Doey Classic January 21, 2020
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