no rice no dice

When your in a relationship and the person your going out with does not talk to you.

My boyfriend no rice no dices me all the time.

by Gaberial McCartney February 21, 2009

dice

Interjection used when something happens

"You failed the test? Diiiice"
Your arm was severed in a freak lab accident? Diiiice"

by Gollum March 28, 2003

churchill direct

a name used on people that talk "1337"

"your such an churchill direct"

by eivind_fn June 24, 2005

One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.

Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!

by Sassysloth January 14, 2014

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

Throw the dice

When a girl/ladyfriend/slut does not like being ejaculated on, and ends up asking you to finish in your hand. Afterwards, you yell, "SNAKE EYES!!" and proceed to throw ejaculate at face/body.

I met my first girl who doesnt want it in the face, so i had to throw the dice on her.

by Snake Eyes Johnson July 24, 2012

One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)

Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.

by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017