Strange person that makes Llama and dieing walrus noises. He has a minecraft youtube channel and also reviews Llama mods and occasionally makes roblox troll videos. A diamond hugo is the greatest creature on earth.
by hugomaseter June 2, 2017

by agrodon sucks my balls September 12, 2019

Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.
by sweet_and_sour August 5, 2019

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020

Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.
I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.
by Pierced69 January 6, 2022

a position during sex in which a male and female pair secure eachothers ankles together while they are in the splits. In this position the elasticity cuased by their groins stretching in the splits will help the pull out motion during thrusting.
Her " can you do the splits?"
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
by Dick Tug-nuts May 31, 2018

by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023
