fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011

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schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!

“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”

by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023

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Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

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Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.

Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...

by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018

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Kinky Day

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website

Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

by Definition demon June 3, 2018

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