Cuss

A word used to piss people off like Fuck Shit or Bitch

That is a cuss word do not say that again.

by BubbleMybooty April 15, 2018

customership

The act of being a customer.

It’s wasn’t a matter of poor service, it was poor customership.

by markymark07 June 17, 2018

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

cussteam

The steam that comes from custard

Wow, your custard is hot. Look at that cussteam.

by BenO1211 June 29, 2019

custler

1. A person who gets high off the drugs he/she is supposed to sell.

2. A person who pretends to be a drug dealer but is really a drug user who sells some on the side to maintain the habit.

3. A person who gets high off his own supply

Combination of the words custy & hustler .. Custy + hustler = custler .

Custy means crack head or coke head. Comes from the word customer.

Submitted by @mac_fou

I though he was a real hustler but he is just a custler.

Nah he aint stacking money he a custler

by Mac fou July 24, 2019

CUSTOMED

Chinglish for "customized"

I have little to none English knowledge and now instead of 'CUSTOMIZED' our customers can see' CUSTOMED' in the UI, which raises eyebrows.

by FerKO December 10, 2019

Customer Logic

Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.

It operates under three basic principles:

1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)

Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.

Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.

by MrDanteSesma December 16, 2019