Coffee

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

by YourMotherIsDeadInside June 10, 2018

Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

by Ghoul July 26, 2018

Coffee

A black liquid that gives me energy and a will to live.

I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.

by The Napping Queen February 9, 2019

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Cuffe

Irish slang for a dishonest businessman, an amatuer or inexperienced tradesman passing himself off as a professional, a conman or cheat, rogue trader, someone who engages in dishonest practices to cheat unsuspecting members of the public out of their money, someone who Carries out substandard or shoddy work for a premium price, a notorious liar, faux businessman.

"To do a cuffe on it", "that fella is a pure cuffe", "he's not a businessman he's a cuffe", "he's worse than cuffe telling lies", "the world is full of cuffes".

by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019

Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.

“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”

by lyd&han June 16, 2019