Tipi-creepers

Comfortable indigenous footwear aka moccasins

Eh, tuguy, the floor's cold, bring me my tipi-creepers!

by Aaniimoosh May 7, 2023

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

charged creeper

when you hit a fat fuckin toke off your dab pen (or vape for women) while it’s charging

holy shit steve just hit a big charged creeper, that mufuca gon blow up!

by atomicwallet October 27, 2023

Pink Creeper

A slang term in Minecraft for your penis.

"*Tsss*, my Pink Creeper is about to explode!",
"That's one big ol' Pink Creeper there mister" or
"Come over here and cuddle with my Pink Creeper"

by jessino March 3, 2024

Charged Creeper

To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.

“Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Heber Creeper

Deliberate mounting of a man within the city limits of Heber City, Utah. Riding commences slowly and with intense eye contact. Best performed between the hours of 5 and 11pm.

Did you hear the news? Billy Bob got the Heber Creeper from Sally Ann last night down by the creek.

by llcmonkey April 13, 2024

The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!

Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet

by artist6000 December 18, 2024