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Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
by therocker345 March 15, 2010
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Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
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Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
by Hairy pee hole May 22, 2009
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Crab Swing

girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"
by eatshit666 November 22, 2009
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Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured
*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!
by Mattttttttttt- MAn May 2, 2011
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Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.
Snow crabs own king crabs.
by Syrenia November 3, 2010
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Multi Crab

The best game for gaming nerds ever. If played, you risk death because others will kill you out of jealousy.
Holy Shit! You pre-ordered multi crab! Im so jealous!
by King Crabbers May 12, 2010
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