COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people

Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020

Covid-19

The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe

Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads

Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.

by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020

Light Covid

When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.

- "cough cough"

- I think i have Light Covid..

by CactusClay July 27, 2020

COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

by NotSean123 August 3, 2020

COVID-19 resistant

A way to describe those irresponsible and unwise people who do believe they are resistant/immune to the virus by not wearing masks, staying in quarantine or take any necessary precautions for their own sake and others.

Stay safe people!

Anna: Hey Josh, im going out see ya in a few hours.

Josh: Anna..no what are you doing? You know we are in the middle of a pandemic right? We need to take all the necessary precautions! Jesus your not even wearing a mask..

Anna: oh stop worrying... you are so in your head!

Josh: because this is a serious matter! Your not covid-19 resistant!

by TMUrban August 15, 2020

Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.

The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.

by Corvuskind August 16, 2020

Covidable

Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.

The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.

by wordenterer September 1, 2020