Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

Covid-🏴 ☠️

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.

Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 13, 2020

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

Richey COVID

A period of COVID-19 affecting the body or mind in which you do not acknowledge the disease or tell your peers in order to maintain a social life without consequence.

Oh it’s okay that she is at the club right now. She doesn’t have COVID, she has Richey COVID!

by BidetsRUs January 6, 2024

matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.

The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID

by Bambianca December 25, 2021