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“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking
by Temiz August 14, 2023
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.
I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !
by Dinuel October 1, 2023
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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