Cold Soldier

(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.

"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."

by Alco4real December 1, 2009

Cold Piss

1.Australian for cold beer

2.Your piss really is cold

1. Hey bartender lemme get a tall pitcher of cold piss

by Khoi February 23, 2004

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

Cold shower

1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.

1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.

by bbare89 September 20, 2009

dialin' cold

When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.

"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)

"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)

by Y.R. February 1, 2008

Spoon cold

When it's so cold that the only way to warm up is to engage in the act of spooning.

Our heater isn't working, so it's just as spoon cold indoors as out.

by Rurouni KJS November 7, 2010

cold billin

A cold beer, with no particular affiliation to any brand. Can be drank alone or with friends and family. Goes well with football and grill-outs.

Hey bro, why don't you pass me that cold billin?

Whaddya doin? Nothin..just drinkin a billin.

by Matt Whitmer February 7, 2007