Beer Closet

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg August 08, 2015
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closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan
Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie
by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
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closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
by rhino-potamous June 22, 2010
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Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not
by Spy Junior July 04, 2022
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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 21, 2019
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Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)
by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023
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Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大:痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)
by Luigi is the creator of earth October 31, 2024
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