Cleveland Beamer

When you are fucking a chick in the ass and right before she is about to get off, you pull you dick out and shit in the girls face.

ass dong the pink sock cunt balls cleveland beamer

by jvanem March 4, 2009

cleveland steamers

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"

by X August 18, 2003

clever cloggs

smart arse, know all, one-upmanshipper, carol vorderman, bill gates, gareth gates(lucky git)

for opp see webby

dont be such a clever cloggs

by charlie-boy July 14, 2004

Cleveland Ohio

A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.

Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.

by GoHBBlazersYouRock December 8, 2010

beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...

"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Claver

One who, most unfortunately, has an unnatural sexual fetish for a woman's clavel.

Goddam, I'd love to lick my own piss out of that chick's clavel, who knew I was such a claver.

by Moo Moo Gai Pan February 15, 2009

ClevelandRocks8

A sexy beast

Wow ClevelandRocks8 sure is sexy! And talented too! I wish I could be more like him

by PizzaPizza1234 November 22, 2011