Church Rich

A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.

Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst.

Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012.

Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.

by Big Richie October 23, 2013

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.

by justme62 February 28, 2015

blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.

"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."

by glenpai November 29, 2024

Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

by mellowd June 23, 2021

Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

by qq.madi November 21, 2021

Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.

I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven

by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022