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Chris

Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.
"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"

"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"

"Thanks Daddy"
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
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chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing
Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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Chris is the dumbest and funniest guy you will meet Chris is so perfect hes so handsome you will fall in love with him, you will think about him all the time and you will cry when you arent talking to him hes so amazing and has pretty brown eyes and braces hes your whole world you would be anything for him
"Kira: stop texting your dumb boyfriend and lets do something"
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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Chris is a super kind boy, you are so sweet to me I’ve never met anyone that’s this sweet to me. You compliment me all the time and it makes me feel warm inside. Anytime I’m around you or on a call with you I get butterflies. You compliment me so much that it makes me feel more confident about myself. I’m so glad I met you and I’m super lucky to have you.
Chris is very sweet kind the best thing that ever happened to me
by Mrmfm August 28, 2022
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a nice name but a really cheap person

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chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person
by Borderjumper89 September 10, 2022
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Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
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A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.

He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.
by spicule1 September 18, 2022
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