mac and chili

Mac and Chili

"I LOVE mac and chili, shit tastes like my grandma's toes."

by GeicoOfficial June 14, 2020

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 5, 2017

Chili Dogg

When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.

Yo, Kyle said he smashed Chad lastnight. But he ended having to feed him a chili dogg.

by spitroast69 August 25, 2020

inverted chili dog

The shit that works it way into the penis after a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for week!

by LDi September 2, 2008

Louisiana Chili-Dog

When a girl shits on your dick.

"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."

by Chili-DogBot March 9, 2019

Chili Chamber

Another way to say butthole.

Did you hear? Dan had to take a massive dump that destroyed their chili chamber. That’s why they didn’t come to work today.

by Jacoby Bonehead April 15, 2023

Chili Waterfall

A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.

Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.

Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.

Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.

Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.

Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!

"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"

by Jack Trager August 13, 2023