When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
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She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
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cheeces
• cheese
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• Cheese-grater
• Cheech
• cheese stick
• cheese pizza
• cheese it
• cheese wagon
• cheese pie
Noun
Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019
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by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019
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“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”
If someone does something shitty or annoying
“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”
If someone does something shitty or annoying
“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
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Get the evil cheese mug.Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*
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