ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

Gender Change Phase

When a male realizes "he" has been given a female name, Gender Change Phase is the process "he" goes through to accept that fact.

Jake: Alexy, it says here that you are a girl.....
Alexy: I'm a BOY, BUT IM A GIRL, TOO! I'M A TRANS!!!!! I CAN GO TO THE GIRLS AND BOYS BATHROOM!!! I CAN SEE NAKED BOYS AND GIRLS!!! I CAN BE GAY AND NOT GAY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!! oh shit now I need a bra
Jake: Alexy its OK you're going through Gender Change Phase

by Logical World September 1, 2017

Change of screenery

Going from one electronic screened deviced to another over and over.

"I got tired of watching a movie on my phone so I switched to the television, then opened youtube on my laptop for a change of screenery."

by C.W. Ryall March 25, 2025

Change

Whether it's forced on people or not, there will always be a natural resistance, equal and opposite.

As the expression goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Change

The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.

Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Oil Change

When two gay guys are having sex in doggy style, and the guy receiving cums before the guy doing the thrusting cums inside the first guys ass.

"I heard Ethan and Aaron did an oil change this weekend."
"Neither of them have a car though... oh wait."

by AGuyWhoHatesAaron April 11, 2025