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carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.
Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.
by Under12 March 12, 2017
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Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
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Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.
"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"
by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023
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Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.
I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....
by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
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