carpet snatcher

A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.

The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.

by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024

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Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

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paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.

today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.

by fizarolii February 5, 2022

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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

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Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

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