Stage 5 Cancer

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

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cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009

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cander

A cool ass mother effer who spends his time in your mom

Wow, my mom was busy last night, she must have been with a Cander

by Chaos Usagi January 23, 2014

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PJ Canterbury

PJ resides in his home in Sierra Madre where he loves to read novels are write poetry. When he is not doing that (24 hrs a day) he spends his time playing madden, watching movies, and drinking. He is always sure to hibernate at school though.

Patrick james, that dirty bloke, roots for man u. -seve

by Michael Owen!!! May 10, 2004

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