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"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"
by The Hottie with a Body April 2, 2009
mugGet the hang it low like a camel toemug.
the juice of itch a disgusting usually homless crack addict dumbs her undueched twat syrup on a pile of stones as if she was marking her territory
oh gross shes spreading her flippy enamel camel cunt juice on bobs rocks
by hepititus c June 26, 2016
mugGet the flippy enamel camel cunt juicemug.

freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life
ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!
by billmchperson August 31, 2008
mugGet the freeze dried camel goochmug.
Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.
Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."
by victicom May 1, 2010
mugGet the Two angry camels in a tiny car.mug.

Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.
Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.
by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010
mugGet the Two Camels, One Carmug.

camel enamel cunt fluff pie

when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.
the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.
by jdibanez02 April 2, 2007
mugGet the camel enamel cunt fluff piemug.

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