One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

fucking the same butt

thinking in a similar way.

We both understand, we're fucking the same butt here.

by 000fwd November 15, 2010

butt hole

a turd's crib. when they get too old and heavy, they get evicted and sometimes emit uncalled-for sounds and odors in protest.

Caveman: My butt have hole in it. Hoo-hoo-hoo, me call it, "butt hole". Garrrrrrrr

by hoosaam October 8, 2003

gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008

chunky butt

A girl who has a little weight on her but not enough to call her fat.

That girl isn't big, she's more of a chunky butt.

by TheMightyMos December 20, 2008

butt snake

a usually brown or green snake that dwells in the bowells until it is full grown and then released from the anus into the toilet world

Grant saw the remains of a very aggresive butt snake all over the toilet bowl, but never saw the actual butt snake he had released

by anonymous388 February 5, 2010

Butt Juice

The unpleasent collection of sweat that collects within,the butt crack and crotch area.This unfortunate condition usually occurs on a hot day, while working hard or while exercising.Also see swamp crotch.

Mannnn Ive got major butt juice flowin after that jog.

by ass slut lover December 12, 2003