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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
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Booze Bro

A bro that you chill with for the sole reason that he consistently and reliably has alcohol with him.
"You know that George kid from down the hall? He's so damned annoying man-what were you doing hanging with him last night?"

"You're right, he's annoying as hell-but he's a great booze bro, so I put up with him"
by Jewbacca501 October 10, 2011
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Bro, that's gay!

When you have a friend that sees you doing something gay, so he yells out "Bro, that's gay!".
Bryan: Kisses Mitch
Ryan: Bro, that's gay!
by notdummdude March 21, 2020
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Subi bro

A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro
Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?

Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020
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Bro deserves it

Bro deserves, it has two meanings. the first meaning is literally what is says "Bro deserves it" so it means that someone deserves it. the other meaning is the complete opposite, so if there is something that is very annoying or pathetic for someone.
example 1: There was someone bullying my friend, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine, Bro deserves it.
example 2: I accidently cracked my phone screen this morning, Bro deserves it
by Jargang soldier November 24, 2022
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Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros
by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022
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Bengal Bro

When you inadvertently bet the same team as your mush friend all but guaranteeing a loss.
I thought Cincinnati was a lock then I found out Butler picked them too. Now we’re Bengal Bros.
by EZ54321 February 13, 2022
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