breakfast clubbing

Going out with someone outside your social circle.

i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!

by lovely lex November 15, 2007

Vampire's Breakfast

To go down on a girl who is on her period. Named so because of the combination of both egg and blood.

Hey honey, I know you're on the rag, but I'm in the mood for a vampire's breakfast.

by stopmakingmecreatenewpseudonym July 25, 2010

porchegese breakfeast

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007

breakfast boobies

A combination of pancake tities( big and saggy) and broken yokes( huge nipples)

wendy's titties would make the perfect breakfast boobies- she has broken yokes and pancakes titties.

by andrewpp May 4, 2007

continental breakfast

A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.

Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*

by AwesomeMan666 January 10, 2006

Breakfast in Bed

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.

Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.

by ilovemycremasterfascia February 5, 2012

Canadian Breakfast

When a Canadian man eats a sausage out of a woman's vagina.

Last night was great me and Trace did a canadian breakfast.

by ANONOMOUS #69 March 18, 2011