A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.
by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025
Get the Country Blumpkin mug.A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
Get the Alpha Zombie Blumpkin mug.Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
Get the Double Blumpkin mug.A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
Get the Upper-decker Double Blumpkin mug.When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
by Heavy D Dingleberry May 6, 2016
Get the Dunkin blumpkin mug.I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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