price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜

Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?

by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021

jewish blowjob

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.

Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"

by KiidBro July 1, 2025

National blowjob day

On the 1st of June it is National blow job day. That means your girl, or any girl gives you the best head of your life.

It’s national blowjob day. Ok let’s go to the bed room so you can have head Tommy

by Rjguh June 11, 2018

National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.

3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend

by Official Days October 29, 2019

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021

Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.

If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

Truckstop blowjob

When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.

(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!

by Testikahn December 17, 2011