Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Batter

This term used when you are going to “fuck someone up” so hard that they cannot sit onself down for many months.
This term can also be used when you will fuck someone hard during sexual intercourse.

Harry said to James: “I’m going to batter you. Then I’ll batter yer mam”

by Momo456 December 18, 2018

Batterpoints.club

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by Nasim akhtar January 22, 2019

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

conversation blaster

The act of farting to end one talking/speaking.

John: "Hey Dave you need to clean up the"
Dave: "(FART)"
John: "Dude way to fart, you conversation blaster"

by Bizlaster July 7, 2010

chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.

This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.

by I like ranch April 21, 2014

Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra June 27, 2016