Birthday-Brodie'd

To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.

To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.

by stretch88 September 29, 2017

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Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

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Birthday

the day you celebrate being 1 year closer to death.

"Happy Birthday! you're one year closer to your death!"

by idk what I'm doing here- October 14, 2022

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Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.

Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that

by Spoodigus November 14, 2022

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Logan's p. Birthday

say happy birthday to a Logan

WOW Logan's p. Birthday
Nicole:"What day is it today?"
Diego:" Logan p. Birthday!"
Everyone:" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!"

by Ncheried March 29, 2021

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Birthday-Shift

The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.

"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."

"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."

by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010

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