girlfriend

A female with whom you exclusively have sexual relations. Unless it's an open relationship, in which case, see fuck buddy, cock holster, or Janelle.

I've got a girlfriend who's better than that, and nothing is better than this. Or is it?

by Nope December 11, 2003

Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!

by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009

Girlfriend Catcher

A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.

Sarcastically: "Oh Well, You're Quite The Girlfriend Catcher, arn't you?"

by Jeremy Plume May 26, 2008

Girlfriend

A pet name for your vagina

"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend!"

by LexiLee December 6, 2007

girlfriend

a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.

friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!

by Steve-o59 July 23, 2007

Boifriend/bifriend

A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.

A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.

A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.

Alternate pronunciation Bifriend

I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.

I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.

Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.

by barec2 January 13, 2008

girlfriend

some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.

"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"

by 3 meter skis April 25, 2007