Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above

P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby

by the Coventry April 27, 2010

beardfuck

1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.

2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.

1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.

2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.

by NLF July 1, 2006

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

Beardo

Followers/musicians of the "whispering beard" style of folk music which originated in the Appalachian region of Kentucky specifically from the town of Whispering Beard on or around Whispering Beard Mountain in the Cumberland Gap area near the Kentucky, Virginia border.

A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music.

A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.

Look at that beardo over there by the banjo.

by Jobadiah February 10, 2009

Beaked

The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.

Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

by IRVEN January 19, 2009

vagina - beard

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011